A Man Walks Into a Bar
Is this some kind of joke?
asks the barman.
No, says Paddy Irishman.
Ah, I get it,
says the barman with a wink
as he pulls out a gun.
THIS IS A STICKUP.
That should cure your hiccups.
For God’s sake,
says Paddy Irishman,
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Can a man not just walk into a bar
and order a bloody drink?