FiFa Fo Fum

31 May 2011: "Fifa – and football – in turmoil but will anyone show Sepp Blatter the red card?" –

Mr Blatter, Mr Blatter,
you're the god of anti-matter,
mortals scatter, pitter patter,
titter, flatter Mr Blatter,
worth a flutter, Mr Blatter,
not a quitter, Mr Blatter,
you're the former, you're the latter,
planet football's somehow flatter,
someone somewhere's somewhat fatter,
just a smidgin, just a smatter.
Never mind, it doesn't matter.

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