The Jewish Singles Do

He said hi
She said hello
He said some grape juice? There's red or white
She said no thank you
He said do you know Simon Levy?
She said just to say hello to
He said me too -
so did you go to the Young Friendship do at the Spiro?
She said the tomato tasting?
He said yes
She said no
He said it was so so. Simon Levy was there
She said oh
He said Michelle Cantor was there too -
I took her on a blind date once.
She said so?
He said not great. She brought her mate -
anyway what do you do?
She said I specialise in 16th century art at Sotheby's. You?
He said I'm in computers. So is Simon Levy
She said really
He said I like art. You know the ones of the dripping clocks?
She said yes
He said maybe we could discuss them over dinner?
She said maybe
He said my name is Jeremy
She said I know
He said oh?
She said we met a year ago. I was the mate on that date -
don't you remember?
He said uh oh. Anyway what's your number?
She said I've no phone
He said well, what the hell, let's elope
She said nope

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