That's Relativity

Einstein said: "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity."

A man sits with a pretty girl
- an hour seems like a minute
but to her, more like a week.
He scribbles her through his eureka brainclap,
how he overpowered m and c.
She sends him out to make the tea.

A man sits on a hot stove
- a minute seems like an hour
but to her, more like a year.
He observes the kettle which never boils,
displaced by his thermo-dynamic mass.
She sends him up to take a bath.

A man sits with a pretty girl
- an hour seems like a minute
but to her, more like eternity.
She says goodnight and disappears at e,
where e equals twice the speed of light.
That's relativity.


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